"The girls here are the nicest of any iTan. Plus, there's never a wait to mystic tan!"
"Buttermilk ginger coffee cake is so good. You get a free basket of it on weekends!"
"Do not eat here. Nothing. It's all sub-mediocre."
"Marisa does amazing, magical things with hair!"
"Roasted pumpkin soup is to die for. Awesome beer selection."
"First 5 items on menu are $5 during HH. Normally $8+. Awesome."