"Nice place but no matter what they say, it's not a "NY bagel.""
"Watch out for the up-sell. Also, nothing is for free: hangars, alterations..."
"Watch out. The guy won't shut up."
"Check out the "Sloppy Jacques.""
"The St George bound trains go to the SIFerry. The Tottenville bound trains go to Eggers Ice Cream. It's up to you."