"If you want to get something done in terms of maintenance you need to post it on their Facebook page for everyone to see. Holds them more accountable."
"If you don't constantly hound them about maintenance issues then it's likely that they'll never get fixed"
"Become fluent in Chinese"
"Bring your English-mandarin Dictionary"
"When debating between the Joey and Joey Jr, get the Joey Jr. They put just as much toppings as the Joey but the tortilla is a bit smaller... Doesn't really make much of a difference it's just cheaper"