"Fat Alert... Staff prone to bringing lots of lovely treats in for everyone !!"
"Make sure you boil a kettle to make your tea as geezer doesn't boil 100 degrees !!!"
"£1 coin needed for ya trolley plus no baskets available"
"£1 coin needed for ya trolley plus no baskets available."
"Major of Wetherspoons Kensington will enjoy 20% off their food order (excluding drinks) Show you are Major to a member of staff when paying to redeem your 20% off !"