"Refused service for attempting to get the bartender's attention."
"Anyone elee think this should be listed as a coffee shop, and not a dining hall?"
"Every time I come home I'm afraid I'll get in a wreck cause of all the people that go left in the roundabout."
"Get the cinnamon roll latte. It's amazing!"
"Service really sucks. Be warned, they will not split your bill even if you ask!"
"Never try to study in the hinge. Far to much noise coming from the scene shop!"