"Bryce is the best server bar none."
"Breakfast starts at 3 AM here. If only they'd turn the menu around at that time..."
"Someone's always back in the kitchen making pizza - and they don't skimp on the toppings!"
"Free admission on Tuesday!"
"Great staff and comfy rooms. Free homemade cookies and brownies for the taking too!"
"Be sure to check out the discount side of the sales floor and pick up a box or bag of "bloopers". Imperfect chocolate pieces at a fairly low price = best souvenir ever."