"Wifi pw SASMD80 to the saswifi point network"
"Best take away salad in town - right in front of main entrance."
"Cheapest and best dumplings on söder and wencui, the dumpling makee, is a sweetheart and hilarious"
"Ask the kind receptionist to decrease the volume of the euro techno and you will be able to use your own headphones."
"hipster place with high prices and no butter/meat/flavours - pretty, but boring"
"Take the "fläsklägg" and you will not have to eat for another 24hrs, and digest w gammeldanks, NB: there is no going out, unless u remove stomach contents, after completinh this marvellous pork feast"