"Not sure what went down, but 3 hours for an oil change is about 2.5 hours too long."
"When you walk through the storm hold your head up high. And don't be afraid of the dark."
"They need to wipe off the tables more often. Try the Super Potato Ole's!"
"The servers here are generally disinterested... But they are cooler than you are so they probably get a pass on being courteous."
"Feed the boat and honk the fish!"
"Bring all of your shoes and glasses... In case you might need them."