"I think my mayorship may be in jeopardy with the new location! *bites fingernails*"
"Everything made on premises. The spinach roll is DELICIOUS!"
"Obvs the coffee is awesome, but so are the lemon muffins!"
"Average coffee, but very convenient!"
"Organic BUN coffee and yummy homemade cakes. The brownies are unreal."
"The chai is amazing! All the nice touches too."