"Who closes at 8 on a Friday?"
"I used to romance my wife here when she lived on Wille. Now we just visit. They close a little early but always serve me bold coffee."
"This Starbucks was a total failure!"
"What has Walmart got against having enough people on the register? Total fail Walmart"
"Table next to us wasn't even here when we ordered. Now they've been eating for a while. This sucks."