"Make sure you leave plenty of time to explore this massive store. I suggest starting in the back and working your way to the front."
"If you are here for a wedding DO NOT book online you will not get the wedding rate."
"If you blow a fuse, the fuse box is in the basement to the right of the TVs."
"The office people are brutal! No more sneaking in for me!"
"Double double with grilled whole onion, chillis, fries well done and of course a coke!"
"They made me get the sandwich meal instead of what i wanted! 4 dollars more now because "it's the rule"."