Gabe Hesse

"If you like tuna salad sandwiches don't pass theirs up!"

"If you like the feeling of being on a boat drink 3 margaritas here!"

"The men don't wash their hands in the bathroom. Go Griz."

"Fill your prescriptions at the Wallgreen's pharmacy in the lobby of tower 2"

"Not so safeway! Put a switchblade in your sock and learn how to use it. It can be dicey getting from your car to the store during off hours. Pro-tip: armed guards at the door will help if you scream"