"Code for men's restroom: 12137 Code for women's restroom: 6539"
"This place needs to be cleaned up."
"If you're stuck shopping here with your girlfriend there's a nice display of patio furniture that you can lounge in while she tries on various items of clothing that all look the same to you."
"This place isn't that good. Bagels are overpriced and overcooked."
"Only Wells Fargo I know of where there's always a door opener."