"This place is fairly hidden away by the harbor but worth the side trip - scallops, fine lunch selections and great dinner options, plus a good beer selection and, it seems by their branding,martinis."
"Someone getting inked in one room, others making a documentary, about right."
""No asses or glasses" on the dancing table or the bartenders will put you in a headlock. Smoked marble/plastic bar - timeless cornerstone of humanity turned dance club."
"Affordable eats when your favorite tofu hoagie purveyor runs out of hoags. Call it in."
"Art museum in the woods."
"Don't smash your pitcher, bro. Don't smash the lights, bro."