"Tribal Tattoos Let You Skip In The Water Line... Bro."
"Wear A Flex Fit Hat With A Bro Bend."
"Start counting your sets at 100... Chicks Dig That Bro."
"If you don't slam you're weights extra hard on the ground no one will know how much you're doing ... Bro."
"Grunting Really Loud Allows You To Do More Weight."
"Order The Coffee ... Oh I Heard The Chili Is Fuego But I Don't Eat Red Meat."