"Don't forget your swimsuit for the soaking pool!"
"Definitely get the maple bacon donut. So good!"
"Staff can be a little surly, but the overall vibe is relaxed, and the beer selection is pretty fantastic. Look for the photos of boobs on the walls."
"Try to count the number of garlic bulbs in the garlic string that winds around the restaurant. (Then, give up and just eat!)"
"Just try to find a hotel with a more charming staff or a better location. Tip: avoid the rooms overlooking Columbus if you're a light sleeper."