Gage Smythe

"My favorite place to get lunch after church on Sunday. The ribs and brisket are to die for and the Mac n cheese is awesome!"

"Woohoo! Every Tuesday join us at 3 for the most epic time of your life!!!"

"Don't forget to consult the Official Mayoral Decree for job titles, descriptions, and other general information!"

"Services at 9:30, 11:00, and 6:15 every Sunday! We'd love to see you here!"

"Mrs Moore aka Voldemoore is handsdown the worst teacher I've ever had. She is more than likely a dark wizard. At all costs, avoid her though she will be retiring after this year."

"This place is awesome. The coolest person in the world lives here, Gage Smythe"