"Fish tacos with a side of pub chips. MmmmmMmmmmm good!"
"Angel makes the best coffee!!"
"Mondays they have a medium cheese pizza costs you what time you order it. From 4-9pm (ie. order at 4:20 it costs $4.20) keep in mind any topping like pepperoni costs, but it's a heck of a deal!!"
"Really? There's no freaking way this is a real town."
"Oh, and The cake is a lie!"