"The gin slings are delightful."
"Bring a snack and bevvie to share. :)"
"Augsburg holds their Weekend College classes here...interesting choice, but nice location!"
"They won't give a glass of water to paying customers. Wtf."
"Watch out for water bottles in the parking lot that are full of pee. Ew!"
"Ask for a really obscure key to be cut so they have to go get the key guy from the basement."