"The Bishop here is Greg Nelson. Awesome man of God! Please visit sometime."
"Great pizza. Service is very good."
"Best oil change in Queens and you get free bagels. Great customer service. You can't beat it."
"Cheaper than the Exxon up the street. Target close by."
"This is my home sweet home. It's humble but it's mine. I enjoy it and praise God for it. I can't cook but you're still welcome to visit! Come on over!"