"Note to old people: please use a stall or a changing room. No one wants to see you completely naked......"
"Trashy place! Tons of rednecks."
"At all costs -- stay away from the tall older woman that looks like a witch with grey hair. She's horrible and will call you "friend" the entire dinner...."
"Cross that -- the red headed girl is a bitch...."
"The cooks suck ass big time!!!"