"Unfortunately, not air-conditioned."
"The elevator noises are normal. Don't worry."
"Don't try to get in. Seriously, they won't let you. If you're a member of the public, the furthest you can get is the basement hallway (on days that the Foundation opens the door on the NW corner)."
"If you're in the food court, Michel's has free WiFi!"
"Dulce de leche flavour of the month. Mmmmmmm."
"Tons of delicious samples whenever you come in. Their buttershot cake is amazing!"