"Great selection and great prices on all those hard to find grooming products."
"Enlisting bright young men and women into the worlds finest Navy!"
"AT&T wireless doesn't work here. Recommend Verizon if you want cellular service."
"The masters of the house love themselves a nice bottle of red wine."
"The staff here is nearly as amazing as their food. Recommend sitting outside and enjoying the view."
"Recruiting able young Men & Women into the World's Finest Navy!"