"Maybe just browse online. It's a sad excuse for a store."
"Sainsburys is not so far away for sweets and drinks :)"
"Amazing tasty vegetarian options."
"Looking for something in particular? Ask the staff. They're super friendly."
"Ensure you're wearing a nose plug before entering."
"Sunny day? Sit at the bar by the window, order in a burrito and bottle of Desperados and watch the world go by whilst getting a tan!"