"Expect a 30 minute wait."
"I has faith that the Lord would make an exception for me to use the restroom after hours. Worked for me. Jesus might work for you too."
"Sign up for the $30 unlimited wash monthly plan. It's worth it. Free vacuum."
"If you have an American Express card, might as well pull some cash out ahead of time. Cash, Check, or debit card. AMEX need not apply."
"Don't pull the RF loop cable or you'll kill your box."