"Great beer selection. Grab a table near the bar, get a charcuterie plate and a cheese, and be incredibly happy. Look at the description of the last porter on the beer menu!"
"Always remember to wear deodorant. Defy the stereotype!"
"Dude ranch burgers and French Little Buddies are my favorite."
"Meatball subs and salted caramel gelato."
"Open from May to October, rain or shine."