"As long as you specify how you want your cocktail made, they do a great job."
"It's a rough life. Also, no Corona allowed. Keep that trash at home..."
"Everything is good here. Especially the beer selection. If I had started foursquare earlier, I would have been mayor months ago!"
"I look forward to the day when my neighbors realize that the thing in front of them is in fact MY SEAT"
"Usually you can get free wifi in terminal E"