"Open wide and say arghhhhhhhhh...!"
"The service here is shit."
"One of the few places I know which has a squash league...when the courts aren't leaking!!"
"Go, just to experience the bizzareness of it! Huge corridors with eerie music drifting from the depths! Excellent service though."
"Jam Hair do a decent cut for a decent price. I'm getting a T&G cut for half the price."