"Quit trying to be so fancy. Just get an americano."
"Grab a train station coffee from the snack shop. So bad, it's good."
"If you get into a checkout line behind a middle-aged woman, BEWARE. They exist in a dimension where time runs at half speed, you may never escape."
"Trust Henry's for motherfuckin' life!"
"What I've learned here is gay black guys are the best at karaoke."
"Line @ the men's room? Time to leave."