"Don't park in a numbered spot or you'll get towed."
"Don's a chode. Try the atomic sauce!"
"Go to Hub Stacy's and try the Tarragona sandwich! It's delicious!"
"Go to the Pensacola Little Theater and watch a fantastic show!"
"Go to Seville and request a song from the dueling piano players!"
"Go to BLAB Television Station and go on a live television station."