"Yummy!! Real Mexican tacos! Asada is my favorite but I loved the desebrada and pastor as well. Shit's legit - my mouth is on fire (thank god!)."
"There is NOT a real Picasso in the lobby. Jesus..."
"It you listen carefully, you might hear the delicate sounds of Phillip slipping into a vest or Mike making barf cock-O's."
"Sex den filled with piano players and theives! Cast thy shadow, cast out they crown! Talk about cheese"
"Best pool table in the marigny. Fun place for Saints game."
"I may or not be the mayor, basically depending on if I got insanely drunk the night before and yelled at people."