"Bring your bike and enjoy, there's wombats everywhere."
"Great day trip, but overpriced, specially merchandise on board (40% more expensive than in their own booking office back in town)"
"Try the smoked salmon and philly cheese bagel!"
"Try the Rainbow Shredded Steak in Pekin Sauce, delicious!"
"Save yourself some money and go to a Motel. When they say "Heritage" they mean they'll charge you double price and nothing else."