"Vegetarians, stop leaving tips you're not wanted here."
"s there sugar in the frozen hot chocolate chiller with whipped cream? No you fat bitch, so order 3."
"Size doesn't matter, they're serious about 1 aerosol can. Congrats hair spray, bye bye shaving gel and dry shampoo."
"Stop clenching your jaw everyone can tell ur geeked"
"TSA prescreen is at terminal 1 and a quick shuttle to terminal D"