"$.29 for the sauce? Seriously? The sauce is mandatory as it's the only flavor you'll notice. Meh! Chicken Express from here on out."
"Get the cantaloupe juice!"
"Paul is as sweet as his crepes! The Symphony crepe is delicious! On Paul's recommendation, I had mine cooked medium and it was perfect!"
"Best kale lemonade ever!!"
"Try the Bacon Blue-cheese Buffalo burger!"
"1.5 inch thick prime ribeye...the best you'll ever have!!"