"Like the heavy metal music in the bathroom"
"Wifi password is c123456789"
"Food is good, especially the peking duck, but phenomenally bad service. We were serving ourselves at one point. Disappointing."
"Leche Flan and salt pepper squid. Leche flan is reeeaaallllyyyy rich and thick."
"Wifi password is aliyasurf"
"The lemongrass tea is incredible"