"Drop by the Dome Mobile until 6:00 PM! #savethedome"
"The Texas Pecan coffee is basically crack."
"I love a good guerrilla garden!"
"Nothing like getting home with expired yogurt and nearly expired meat. You can slap a new coat of paint on it, but it's still a poorly managed hell hole. Check every expiration date you see."
"The big breakfast has 1090 calories. Just sayin'."
"Beware - chickens run wild here."