"Running loop Is 2.2km or 1.4miles. Hillier than you might think. I find clockwise a little easier as the grade is more gentle"
"Outer track is 2.3km or approx 1.5 miles. It's more hilly than you think it is!"
"Food orgasms. Yes please. This is the place."
"Ah yes, calling for reservation with out of town number .... Sir, how does 4:30pm work? WTF. Arrive and then they try to seat us by bathroom. Call with local number. Please."
"Hands down the best framers for hundreds of miles. Trust no one else. Hand crafted frames, TLC and competitive prices."