"If you want to spend £11 on two pieces of ham, this is the place. But it is just about the only place on the Kings Road to buy cigarettes, and there's a secret garden out the back of the cafe where yo"
"Lovely deli sort-of-place with all the hams and cheeses you could ever want, pre-made sandwiches, meringuey-chocolatey things.Also has a surprising amount of stuff imported from the States. So expat"
"This is the best coffee on Portobello (and trust me I've tried them all). The staff won't like you, but don't worry about that. Grab some dark chocolate-covered cherries while you're there, you won't"
"The only proven way to stave off Sunday blues is dinner here."
"Seriously good serious cocktails. Warning: these people don't mess around. The Tommy Margarita is the best. Goddamn. Margarita in the world."