"Mondays it's Get-A-Large-Beer-At-The-Price-Of-A-Small-Beer day. Exploit it."
"Really bad customer service. Took them 15 Mins to serve us a lukewarm bread basket with three limp pieces of bread. Easier mistakes fussili for fettu., 20 Mins for the bill. Such a drag."
"Always. ALWAYS use the Airport Taxi service. The other dudes are touts and cheats."
"Mekong Momos, Tropical Fizz, Hanoi Lamb, Bun Bao and a Coconut Sorbet to finish."
"All your software apps r belongs to us"