"Quite possibly the most rundown saddest excuse for a mini golf course ever. What a shithole. Based on the way they keep the golf course, imagine the kitchen. $6 per person? For what?"
"Home of Council Rock Newtown Little League."
"Possibly the best shop in Bucks County."
"Cleopatra - way oversold. Listening devices are like being stuck in cell phone Hell. Too many people trying to walk, listen, and see. Narration is obviously too slow for this event."
"Slow and pricey. Was better in the beginning."
"Ask Sid for lunch suggestions. He's knows a ton of great places within walking distance."