"The best breakfast in Budapest. Also offers a cracking chauffeur service for those in need."
"The best restaurant that I've been to in Hungary (and there's been a fair few!). The lamb is amazing. Nagyon finom."
"They tried to charge me more and then when I questioned it they showed me a menu with more expensive prices than the dishes I'd ordered. I protested and they magically found the real menu. Beware."
"Full of cheeky monkeys."
"Strippers as far as the eye can see."