"So much fun! No artistic talent needed!"
"I'm not sure you can go wrong here. Pork, chicken, BBQ, faux pork. You can gets bucket of PBR for $5!"
"Get here early for good parking by the elevators."
"New change machine still won't take new $5."
"Bartop tables are first come first serve. Check em out."
"Barrio tables in the back are first come first serve."