"Try the tax returns, they're great!"
"Try the taxes, they're great!"
"So you had one bartender for 50 people and allowed some teenager to play 80's rock on St. Patrick's Day?? Never coming back. We miss Slim."
"Can you stand the heat? Get the burnin' love burger and worry about it tomorrow. :)"
"Date the boss. She's hot."
"Get the taco salad here on Monday nights. It's the bomb!"