"Try the grilled chicken sandwich with Honey Roasted BBQ sauce + Texas Pete Hot sauce. #nom!"
"Take the elevator not the stairs. The stairwell always smells like urine. #justsaying"
"Dang it! I can't get a flu shot here!"
"If you're looking for the town in Grand Theft Auto, this ain't the place.,"
"Original is the best flavor no matter what the other flavors are."
"Many recommended the pork fusilli so I ordered it. It was overpoweringly hot & spicy. I expected the heat to be more of a complement, not the centerpiece of the dish. It's all I could taste."