"Breakfast pizza... now deconstructed."
"Strawberries and eel... who knew?"
"Craig is phenomenal waiter and made it a great night!"
"$10 minimum on credit card so if you want to dip in for a beer I recommend somewhere else."
"Cassandra, nuff said...if you can get her"
"Avoid rooms over the electric lobby doors...very noisy, 249 is one."