"Made the name for this place up while drunk. I'm pretty sure its copying one of my cousin's places."
"Oiggity boiggity oiggity boiggity oiggity boiggity oiggity boiggity. Sweaty sweaty man love."
"Leave them a tip and they will sing you a song."
"The blonde girl with the curly hair and cute face is more than enough reason to come here."
"The market fresh sandwiches are the only thing worth their price here."