"New to dance or putting your slippers back on for the first time in ages? Check out Patty Pille's Ballet/Jazz combo class Wednesdays!"
"See a show...any show, it'll be good for you"
"Ask for a drink on the rox or rather on the skulls, muah ha ha ha... there are stars for those with less macabre tastes."
"Karaoke DJ, Will Corson, will make you sound divine on Thursday nights."
"The Temple of Terror is terrific..."