"Don't be a pocket Hercules"
"They give you so much guac. It's heaven"
"You don't even wanna know the disturbing shit we did to get initiated"
"Not vegetarian friendly. Beware"
"If you're one of the first people in the auditorium, don't sit in the aisle seats. Everyone hates you and we will purposely shove our ass in your face as we squeeze by."
"Apply directly to forehead"