"The wifi has been "upgraded" from the old Fullers System to a new offensive O2 system. You need to register with your mobile number and they text you a code. Naffer than a very naff thing."
"One of the best selections of Real Ale in Portsmouth. Check the pumpclips to see what's on and don't forget the gravity beers at the back. Food service times are limited don't expect fodder after 8pm."