"Don't talk to the moddish marketing type, he's dangerously indifferent"
"Don't talk to CHRIS, he's too much of a direct male..."
"SPECIAL* - two for one on packets of amazing every tuesday"
"Taddy is the only way, just ask jedward"
"Sometimes it's good to talk, sometimes it's good to keep quiet, but it's always good to share. But then I would say that"
"Bit soupy, but okay - lamb is a bit flat"